Matthew SherleyFeb 20, 20181 min read MY MOM SOLD MORE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THAN YOUR MOMI hate solicitors at my home. I won’t abide it. However, I welcome girl scouts to my door, adorned in their uniforms while their parents...
Matthew SherleyFeb 21, 20172 min readTHE TRAIN WRECK THAT IS KIM KARDASHIANApparently, Kim Kardashian didn’t want Kanye West to see the post-pregnancy stretch marks on her breasts. Or maybe it wasn’t him she was...
Matthew SherleyMar 12, 20161 min read BABY BUMPSWho coined the descriptive phrase "baby bump?" An even better question is, “Why did someone think that phrase was a good idea?” Am I the...
Matthew SherleyApr 13, 20152 min readHONEY BOO BOO and REALITY?Who the heck is Honey Boo Boo and why has she taken over my television? An even better question is why should I even know (or care for...